Talk Derby to me.

Thanks, Billy W, for the title today! I stole it from him, y'all.

It's KY Derby day! True confession? I won't be watching (the Flyers have Game 1/Round 2 against the Boston Bruins today, so that will hold my attention for most of the afternoon). But if you're going to don a big hat, clip off the ends of cigars, place your bets, and watch the horsies run, then you're going to need a batch of mint juleps:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-watman/mint-juleps-by-the-batch_b_556841.html